Nothing makes monsters scarier than when they go after kids. It’s Freddy Kreuger’s whole thing and Michael Myers spent Halloween 4 and 5 looking for his niece. There’s something inherently scary about childhood and fear, possibly the fact that as a sensation it’s much harder to control when you’re young. The Slender Man has this creepy link as well, with some of the mythology about the character alluding to how he makes ‘proxies‘ out of his victims, or people that will do his bidding. What’s really terrifying is that a couple of real life girls have tried to become proxies for the Slender Man by almost murdering a class mate. It’s creepier than fiction…

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